Okay, so, could you folks heading the STP Project please explain to me why you needed me to retrieve the idol? I mean, what the fuck? Do you not know how qualified Agent Lenkmann is for this shit? Without him, I'd know fuck-all. I'd still be trapped in the World of Darkness, fleeing madly from the Prince. I know we're wallowing in secretive agency bullshit, you fuckers in the bureaucracy, but I could have lived the rest of my life without coming here.
Unless you pricks wanted to make me feel useless after my life of stealing from the rich. Surely, that's the real reason you made me come here. You knew all along that this place was hell, didn't you? Fucking conspiracy!